If it's truly important to you, you'll find a way.

Former Sergeant, USMC (2008-2014) 0341. Once a Marine...
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  • Dr. Oshodi: I was working as a dishwasher at Denny's and I saw the chief cook go behind the garbage bins and snort this white powder. I asked him "hey man what is that?" He said it was salt- I thought man, salt in America is really different- is really white.
  • Dr. Oshodi: then he told me it was illegal and if I told anyone he'd kill me. Ah, I said to myself "man, come on... I'm from Africa, I'm going to community college... I don't want to get killed."

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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Guess who didn’t have this problem?

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A cauliflower gets an MRI scan at GE’s Global Research Center in Munich, Germany. Image sequenced using 5mm slices. 

I’m sure that cauliflower owes you like 2000 dollars

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