Well, in that case, you shouldn’t be doing any consoling. Just go up to them, say “I’m sorry for your loss.” and walk the fuck away.
No different than a man who lost a brother.
No. 4 carb is leaking again. Thankfully, I have another float bowl in the mail. Should be here today. I’m so glad that’s the easiest one to get to. The other ones are a pain in the ass.
Okay, if you’re a professor at a university, I don’t think it’s too much to ask for you to know the difference between idol and idle.
(Protective Agent, anywhere in South America. Argentina, preferably.)
Probation and Pretrial Services (Federal Probation Officer). I know…. boooooring. If I could pick my assignment and station, the CIA. Obviously.
You motherfuckers love to be told how “intelligent” you are, when in fact, you’re almost always too intelligent for your own good. It’s really too bad the ASVAB doesn’t test for common sense.
No, he was very planned. We actually tried for a long time. Babies always come easily when they’re fucking up someone’s career or other major life plans, but if you actually want to have one, you have to work for it. At least that’s how it was with us.
I felt they were mostly incompetent, power hungry, and selfish. I had very few good NCO’s when I was a junior. It turned out to be a unit thing. Later, I learned, as in all things- you should treat these things on an individual basis.