If it's truly important to you, you'll find a way.

Former Sergeant, USMC (2008-2014) 0341. Once a Marine...
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I actually didn’t pay anything for tickets. The only thing I contributed to that day was hot dog and soda sales. :D

If after all the decisions I’ve made in my life, I’m considered immoral for taking my kid to Miami Seaquarium - you can all go fuck yourselves.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Your statement towards the whale/blackfish is a fucking joke. There are many inhumane/immoral things that are legal such as oh I don't know animal agriculture and the value not given to nonhuman animals lives which allows for the cruel and exploitative events involved in using animals for clothing/food/experimentation/entertainment/etc.
echo5charlie echo5charlie Said:

You’re anonymous - you're the fucking joke. Look how many fucks I give:

You think I’m going to sit here and argue ethics and morality with a nobody? Let me ask you something - is the rent expensive in Butthurtville?

Asker Anonymous Asks:
MY GOD did you even see Blackfish? What is wrong with you?!
echo5charlie echo5charlie Said:

No. And nothing is wrong with me. I’m pretty sure that if it were so inhumane and so immoral, it would be illegal to keep killer whales in captivity, but it’s not illegal and I don’t let documentaries run my code of ethics. Therefore, you can ride your moral high horse back to wherever the fuck it is you came from. :)


This is fun until you realize you have to clean the salt water off the Howitzers

That’s why mortars is where it’s at. :D

Holy 💩! #blackandwhite brings out ALL the #freckles 😬. #vscocam #vscogood #beard #me #notaselfie 📷 by: @sisi764

Today was my last day shooting for Web Series 🎥. I’m honored for the opportunity to work alongside these talented guys (+ Mike Corton, Matt Florio, and the rest of the cast…). I learned a whole lot and I’m looking forward to working with all of you in the future. #film #webseries #show

Miami Seaquarium. #seaquarium #killerwhale #orca #photography #canon #canon1D3


"The sexiest thing on a woman is masculine clothing." - Clémence Poésy

I want a suit

The sexiest thing on a woman is nothing.

I saw, I came, I conquered
Or should I say, I saw, I conquered, I came…

Fireball | Pittbull

Pittbull’s wisest words yet. 😏

Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Thank you for answering my question yesterday. I really appreciate your honesty.
echo5charlie echo5charlie Said:

You’re welcome. Thanks for not getting butt-hurt about it.




there are two types of bunnies 


Wow, parkour-bun is really impressive.

I like the other one.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I'm 22 and I've been considering going to the military. I think I need a good kick in the ass to get my life together. From your experience, has it been worth it?
echo5charlie echo5charlie Said:

Yes, it was worth it for me. I met a lot of people who went in with that attitude and came out worse off than they went in. The military doesn’t do shit for you, and there are plenty of other ways to get your ass kicked: like maybe just waking up in the morning one day and deciding to start being a fucking adult.

I mean- whatever, it’s your life and I’m not trying to dissuade you, but think about if you’d like to fight side-by-side with some dude who’s just there “trying to get his life together.”






Slow gas pumps - speed it the fuck up! I got shit to do!

This 10fold. It’s even worse with a 22 gallon tank.

32 gallon here. The struggle is real.

Damn the hell do you drive ? haha

36 gallon son, you’ll get there soon.

Gentlemen, some day you’ll come to realize not everything’s about the size of your tank.