If it's truly important to you, you'll find a way.

Former Sergeant, USMC (2008-2014) 0341. Once a Marine...
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Can we not at least agree that if she letโ€™s you touch her butt she deserves better than this.ย 

How about we agree that butt-touching shouldn’t carry any monetary expectation?

When life gives you lemons, make some shade. @cpleger on overwatch. #tbt #usmc #marines #marinecorps #military #vscocam #vscogood


the best pizza evar.

[record scratch]

My mom didn’t want to cook. So she called Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut said it’d be two hours for the delivery. She comes and knocks on my door, asks if she buys the pizza if I can go pick it up. I say “Fuck no” (nicely). She asks if I want to wait for two hours. I tell her I’m not that hungry. She orders it. My sister calls her. She knocks on my door, asks if I want something from Chick-fil-A. I say “I thought we had pizza on the way?” She says she wants Chick-fil-A even though the pizza’s already been ordered and probably in the making. I say “Fuck it, get me a freakin’ chicken sandwich too.” She says okay.

There are starving kids in Africa, but at my house, we’re having pizza- AND Chick-fil-A.

The good ol’ days. #usmc #funny #dumb #lol #video #marine #marines #marinecorps





(via danigurl87)

However, if a tourist were to seek a jury by trial, prosecutors would respond with additional charges, such as possession of illegal ammunition (conceivably, a count for each bullet in the pistol chamber).

Timothy Lynch | The Case Against Plea Bargaining


This guy knows a whole lot about plea bargaining. Not a whole lot about handguns. You know- most commonly- pistols only have one chamber.


  • Me: Time to write this paper!
  • Stomach: Time to eat!
  • Legs: Time to run!
  • Ears: I want to hear some music!!!
  • Brain: Time to think about trivial bullshit!

Sister: [after transferring a bunch of songs from my computer] Did you have Bob Marley?

Me: Yeah, why?

Sister: Do you know where they make pot brownies?

My kid jamming to #adventureclub ๐Ÿ˜… ๐ŸŽผ We Don’t Eat. #music #baby #jam #funny #gettinit #dubstep

Pro-Tip: You don’t need release forms from people who are out of focus. ;)